January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
9 posts
C'est la vie
I started twitter 11/17/10.
I made all of the mistakes possible.
I’ve written probably over 15,000 tweets even though my timeline shows 2,069
I self-edit. I do that in life too. A lot of my tweets made sense when I wrote them and don’t make any sense now. Also, I’ve evolved as a tweeter.
I’m absolutely convinced that there is nothing wrong with making your timeline the...
October 2011
22 posts
navanax asked: Dear Princess; I'm sure you are aware that these are perilous times. Unruly mobs are roaming the streets and preventing us from getting our Starbucks. Would you be willing to be our token 1%'er and protect us from this chaos?
ethegoddess asked: Princess, how did you know that avatar would make me love you a little more each time I see it? It always makes me smile... xoxoxoxoxo
navanax asked: Dear Princess: Who's head is the hardest to get into? Human, cat or dog.
Tweeting
Sometimes people ask me where do I get ideas for my tweets.
Avocados.
That’s my trade secret. Don’t tell anyone, but if you eat more avocados you tweet better.
I learned that from the Dalai Lama.
thatstings asked: Ever cook a holiday dinner that ended in disaster?
just9to5 asked: What's the best way to sweep a woman off her feet? Low roundhouse kick?
September 2011
45 posts
thatstings asked: Hi! Just a note. I was at a Denver game Sunday. The attendance was 71,500. I looked around and was awestruck at how many people were there. I thought of you b/c that number is similar to your follow count. I also thought of how difficult it would be to meet that many people or even acknowledge them. I'd like to thank you for the way you've treated me as well as others, I'd like to...
mandible-lector asked: Do you need a house husband? If so, I'm ready for you to whisk me off my feet. And I promise to be wearing nothing but an apron and some redwing boots when you get home. <3
seanblazed asked: Tomorrow, one species goes extinct. Is it kittens or the really cute kind of dolphins?
navanax asked: If your chihuahua needed a chew toy and all there was available was a human skeleton, which bone would you giver her. Please explain your choice.
seanblazed asked: What is your favorite everyday simple pleasure in life?